Poll Results 21 and 22


Poll #21: Kevin in wax. Kevin is to be immortalized in wax at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Times Square, NYC (I'm making this up. As far as I know there are no plans for this.). The most difficult decision for the wax figure makers to make, is how to display Kevin. As a character in a movie? In a tux from an awards show? In his everyday clothes? And what about the hair?! How, how, how??		Poll #22: Left click/Right click, Kevin learns the computer. Kevin recently decided it was time to embrace modern technology and drag himself into the twentieth century. Much to his surprise, it was actually the twenty-first century, but being the kind of man who doesn't sweat the small stuff, he asked his mother to drive him to a computer store so he could buy himself a computer. Once they got to the store, Mom suggested he also buy a copy of E-mail For Dummies Who Expect Mom To Drive Them Everywhere Even Though They Have Their Own Car, but Kevin couldn't seem to find a copy, so he bought a combination scanner/printer/cup holder instead. Now he's got open boxes scattered all over his living room and he's got one little problem ....
As that well-dressed dreamboat Jack Vincennes. Crisp white shirt, black slacks and a black tie. 52 The smoldering rogue, Jim Williams. In a tux with a gold vest! 25 The under-dressed Hopper, the grasshopper. 8 As himself dressed in a suit and tie, like when he's on Letterman. Dark hair and a bald spot. 103 Skinny and scrawny-looking Kevin. 24 Healthier looking Kevin with a few pounds on him to make his face look younger. 54 Jeans, t-shirt, leather jacket, sunglasses He should be shown naked in a shower stall! How about the Big V in a plaid jacket? The ODC look! Black leather and fuller face and short hair!! As Lester Burnham, in those sweaty sweats, with those sexy sweaty biceps, and that sexy sexy stare!! Or as Mel Proffit, a sightly chubby face, sweater, and barefoot....oh yea! * As Lester at Mr. Smiley's! * KEYSER SOZE! PROT! Solve the difficult hair problem and present him as John Doe! It's got to be as the sexy Verbal - that pointy hairstyle was the best! If he was to be in wax today he would melt, because of the high temps and humidity. Then I could make a candle from the wax and light it at night to smell his sweet smelling cologne. Lester Burnham, in Mr. Smiley's uniform with the two bags! :) In an English school boy's uniform, including the little cap (that way the hair issue is a mute point). The way he looked when he presented the award to Al Pacino at the Golden Globes -- 3-day stubble in a tux!! Black tux, white shirt & vest, black bow tie. The hair: brown, short & over to the side. Nice & classy. With a bloody baseball bat in his hands and blonde hair as in Consenting Adults. In a New York Yankees uniform. In a sexy pose with him walking a wax legacy. In suspenders as Hickey in The Iceman Cometh. Verbal Kint in the line-up. naked, posed as Michaelangelo's David... sharply dressed in black with spiked hair n those blue ski clothes who wore in The Negotiator----mmmm mmmm ...what a honey. boxer shorts Um, Larry Mann. It wasn't a hugely popular movie, but he was absolutely stunning! Just as he looked at the Lennon Tribute - lighter brown hair, bald spot & don't forget the leather jacket! naked!!!!!!!!!! In the "I rule" pose from American Beauty...those sexy bare feet propped up, half full beer bottle between his legs, right fist in the air, and the RC control in his left hand. As cute, blonde, fun loving Eddie Otis (Beginning of movie), in a pair of Jeans and a pullover. Lester's sexy lean in the living room at the end of the movie! ;) Or, doing pull ups, or that cute bend he did singing Mind Games! however they present him, it has to be when he is having a really good chuckle. he is just so damn sexy when he is laughing. swoon!! As Prot from K-Pax, complete with note book and banana in his hands. Like those greek statues wearing TOGAS! And dmn they were great showing details! Just like that sexy Verbal Kint (think they can do motion-activated sounds when you walk up?) As his own hot, sexy self! Thin. Dark hair. Black suit. White shirt. Sarcastic smile. Wearing a dark turtleneck sweater, slacks and sunglasses. Impersonating Christopher Walken He looks best in ordinary casual clothes, or perhaps a nice suit, with a full head of hair, but nothing really fancy like a tux, He should look most like Lester Bernham, who by the way was NOT skinny scrawny and underfed! Because Lester Bernam represents perhaps not everyman but most men. As prot in the Observatory. with the hair he had on saturday night live...yummy As per the shower scene in American Beauty - are you serious?!!! Of course there's always the option to immortalize him in his birthday suit (like Michaelangelo's DAVID)... okay, okay... we'll put a replica of his favorite boxers on him. I love Kevin much too much to ever, ever embarass him. As on Letterman with jazzy shoes like esquire article photos, spring 2002 england Showcase him a Keyser Soze. With his right foot to the side so he looks like he has a limp AS VERBAL, DUH!! As "Verbal" Kint Holding a EQUAL in Swimming with Sharks. VERBAL KINT He is dressed in black slacks, black vest, with a wild, floral print long-sleeve shirt on underneath. In his hand is the infamous gold lighter...Keyser Soze!! KEYSER SOZE -Like he did in K-PAX, with or without sunglasses. -Normal looking Kevin Spacey, with the bald spot. Lester's shower scene. I think the tablaeu would have to resemble the shower scene in AB. So they'd have to make a mold of his bum. Really, it's just the most indelible Spacey filmic experience. and it's hilarious. Kevin wearing that white cowboy hat in the movie Murder of Mary Phagan. As the Negotiator. As a Lester scented candle (scented with what he was smoking) sitting, burning on my dressing table. As much as I hate to admit it, this is probably the only way I'll ever get to melt him. just give him to us in the nude, silly!! In a white "wife-beater" (to show off his sexy muscles), black slacks, and black shoes. Kevin in a police uniform!!!!!!! I hear LAPD had the best cop uniforms!!!!!! In a white tank top undershirt to show off his arms and some dark blue jeans. Maybe even without a shirt! Hehehe! Lester Burnham was not scrawny and underfed!!! I think another way to do it would be Kevin is se7en where he walks into the precinct with the blood all over the white shirt. Classic frame. Morbidly sexy. Actually, it wouldn't matter how he's showcased---he's perfect anyway! got to be when Lester is working out,those muscular arms and chest wow!!! Lester is not skinny,underfed and scrawny looking.He is lean,muscular and soooooooooooo sexy.Those gorgeous eyes,that stare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naked! In his everyday clothes with Legacy in his arms. like Prot with the sunglasses and the famous Head-tilt and smile as lester burnham, yummy!		He got a really bad paper cut opening the first box and it really hurts! 19 He didn't know you have to PAY for AOL! 79 He should have spent a little extra and bought a monitor. 38 He wonders if left click means stage left or regular left. 36 The mouse keeps trying to run away. 31 Turns out the cup holder was really for DVDs and now his cup is stuck. 32 If he Googles does that mean he can't Yahoo? 36 Maybe trying to scan Mini wasn't such a good idea after all. Neither was watching the bright light go back and forth. 39 What was that password again? Iamastudly1 .. no, maybe it was Uenvyme2 .. no .. baldiesmakebetterluvrs .. no that wasn't it. 41 Passwords, screen names, user IDs, booting, saving, refresh, reload, restart .. Kevin's sweet bald head is spinning. 48 Wait a minute! I don't believe for a second that Mr. "What's an e-mail?" is a computer virgin. Who's he trying to kid? 76 He's also having a problem with: He's having more fun with the bubble wrap the computer came in... Searching for home. Finding how to shut off the computer. Making the printer work and getting the paper to thread through. Putting his computer desk together when Mini plays in all of the boxes. Getting on the Internet to send his first email to me. Both of his dogs are under his computer desk getting all of the cords unplugged and he loses all his saved programs. He's wondering why it's called QuickTime when it takes so long to load. The files...someone said they're in the computer...but he's taken it apart, and he can't find any manilla folders! If only he could figure out how to download Napster. How to change his wallpaper. That's why he grabbed the yellow paper and phoned an Interior Decorator! He can't think of the addy for the K-PAX website. He wonders if there's anything wrong with scanning magazine photos of himself. He got a shock when he stuck a knife into the printer to un-jam the paper. He kinda liked those flashes of light behind his eyes. Groovy man! Finding the good porn sites! downloading the script I wrote for him...d* it Kev, buy the Downloading for Dummies already! What the h* is a "hard" drive?! his floppy disk driver...snerk! he put too much pressure on his joystick and...;D He wonders why they call them chat rooms when all you do is load, sign in, re-load, sign in again, load again, curse at the computer and then reboot the whole thing. He's trying to figure out how to use the spell check buton. e-mailing me. I've been waiting for ages for him to reply!!! He's found out that he's addicted to www.drivingmrspacey.com and loves taking the polls! Finding the "V" on the keyboard to type Vincennes. Why are all the letters out of order? finding a chatroom that's discussing hair pieces. trying to find the slot where the 8-tracks go. He loves his "Bread"!! :) spam - like everyone else...but then he is Prot... You mean that slot in the front isn't a cigar holder?... oh shi..... how do u turn it on! understanding what the difference is between DVD-ROM and CD-ROM. Why does he keep getting emails offering him cheap Viagra without a prescription? The doctor told him his information would be confidential. He was leaning down to plug n' play and his hair got caught in the cd drawer. And so it goes. He can't seem to delete those pesky gambling ads that keep popping up!!! Legacy and Mini keep ordering Russell Crowe items off E-bay! His Mom had to show him how to play games online, but he got frustrated when he couldn't beat her on space invaders. getting my Email right. He freaks out when ever that annoying buzzing sound comes on and runs away and hides, thinking the computer is about to explode. He never gets any farther then that. Log on to your computer, Kevin, there are many interesting things to look up in the websites.....been there..have fun..... marrying me You making him sound stupid (Er, okay. But these are supposed to be funny jokes, not an indicator of Kevin's intelligence.) finding time to be on one.