A short time later -
Louie: LUNCH! Everybody report back in an hour. Then we tear down the set and go home.
KevieBear to himself: I just don’t understand. Why are they making me do these things? I’m the star.
Everyone goes to find something to eat, leaving a curious KevieBear alone on the set. He decides to look around.
KevieBear: Wow! Look at that! Louie told me that parts of the console were from the original Star Trek TV show set. I wonder if the buttons and lights work?
"Space. The final frontier." "Course, Mr. Chekov?"
"Captain. I ain’t got no power." "Warp speed, Mr. Sulu!"
"This is mutiny, mister!" "He's dead, Jim."
"To boldly go where no man has gone before."
Later -
KevieBear: Boy. That was fun. But tiring. And hot. Phew. That feels better just taking off the hood. I think I'll rest a few minutes while I wait for the others to come back.
KevieBear: Uh oh.
KevieBear hears a creaking sound.
Creak. Crack. CRASH!!
The set falls over and KevieBear falls off. Fortunately he lands on his feet.
Louie: WHAT THE #$@%&*^%& HAPPENED HERE??!!
KevieBear: (Uh oh. Someone’s gonna be in trouble now. I wouldn’t want to be one of the carpenters for anything in the world.) Well, Louie, I was leaning up against the side wall of the shuttlecraft and it fell right over.
Louie: It did??? It just fell right over on it’s own??
KevieBear: Yes. Right over. It’s lucky I wasn’t hurt.
Louie: You… you… #$^%&^%$. Get your things and get out! Do you know how much that set cost?? Do you? Go back to the office and explain yourself. Right now.
KevieBear to the crew: That’s right! Get out! You should be glad the studio attorneys aren’t suing you. Good riddance!
Louie to KevieBear: I was talking to YOU. Put on your space shoes. You're coming back to the office with me. You're going to explain yourself to John!
KevieBear: Me? What did *I* do?
Louie: What did… #%$$#*&^%^.
KevieBear and Louie go back to the office to find John.
Louie: %*&$#@!! Forget John. I'm telling you myself. GET OUT BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT.
KevieBear: You’re picking on the wrong bear, pal. My friend John isn’t going to like how you’re treating me. Where did Holly go? She'll tell you who I am. You'll be lucky to still have a job after treating me this way!
In fact, you just wait until I tell my mother! You're gonna be sorry.
Louie: %*&$#@!! and stay out!
Next - KevieBear Goes Space-y Part Four
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