April 26, 2007-
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, USA.
Hello? Is anyone out there? I can hear you breathing. It's awfully dark in here. Can someone let me out of this box? Pleeeeease?
Where am I? This doesn't look like the Marriott.
What is this strange place? I hear someone coming! What should I do? I know! HIDE!
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Later that evening -
It’s very quiet now. It must be safe to come out. I’d better look around.
Hmm… animals… this must be the Central Park zoo.
Look! A hairy pig! Must be feeding time. Yuck, what's that on my shoe? Oooh, the big cats! Here kitty, kitty. Um, why are you looking at me like that? Are you licking my bald spot?? Gotta run! That was close. I think I'll just sit here like a statue and catch my breath.
I've been licked by something furry. I need a bath. I can't find my luggage and I can't reach the buttons on the phone. Where am I??
I'd better see if I can find some place to wash my hands. This door looks promising. Pardon me, miss!! I had no idea!
What a day. I need some sleep. Maybe tomorrow I will be able to find someone who can help me. The accommodations are a little sparse but the bed is nice and ..snnnnnnnnnnore.
Driving Mr. Spacey!: The positively untrue life and times of Kevin Spacey,
with a few real facts thrown in for fun.
