April 27, 2007 –
A nice lady from the sheriff's office tells me that I am not in New York City. Somehow I have ended up at this lady’s home in Pennsylvania. Without any luggage! I wondered why she had wild animals in her house but she also tells me that they aren’t wild animals, they’re her pets. Sure they are. If that’s what she wants to tell herself, I won’t argue. She seems a little spacey to me.
Ironically, she’s supposed to be heading to New York herself next week. To meet up with "friends" or so she calls them. She’s offered to take me with her but she says I’ll have to pay my own way but as happens so often, I seem to have left my wallet in my other sweater. Now what do I do?
I know! I’ll use my devilish charm on her and maybe she’ll offer to pay my way!
The nice lady offers to pay KevieBear's way to New York, but only if he repays her by working off the debt.
What did you say? You want me to… I don’t understand. Work? What's that? What do you mean follow you? Follow you where?
Five minutes later an exhausted KevieBear falls into a chair after changing the shavings in the guinea pig box.
Oh my gosh! I can't catch my breath. I'm totally winded. I'm tired and my toes hurt. I have a cramp in my leg and I think I see some dust on my shirt. That work was a killer, but now I can go to... what? What do you mean get back to work? My fingers are practically bleeding from toiling in the... What's so funny?
KevieBear gets back to work doing the laundry, cleaning the other guinea pig cages, feeding the big cats.
Suffering from delirium caused by working for almost an hour, KevieBear decides the best course of action is to hibernate for a week.
May 4, 2007 -
What a beautiful morning! Listen to the birds singing! Smell the flowers! Look at the fluffy clouds!
What do you mean get back to work?
Driving Mr. Spacey!: The positively untrue life and times of Kevin Spacey,
with a few real facts thrown in for fun.
