May 12, 2007 -
Here it is! The big day has arrived! What shall I say?
"I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!!!" No, too intense.
"Hi, I'm your number one fan?" No, sounds like I'm asking instead of telling.
"Mr. Spacey, it is indeed an honor to meet you." No, too formal.
"Mr. Spacey, I've been a fan for many years." No, makes us both sound old.
"Yo, Kev! Of all your characters, John Doe is the one that speaks to me." No, stalker alert!
"Hello, Kevin. I'm pleased to meet you. May I have your autograph?" Yes! that's the one!
This is a big crowd. I hope I can get through to the front. There he is! He looks much taller in person. The crowd's too big here. I'd better move around to the other side! Here he comes. He's getting closer!
Will someone please give me a little boost? Jeez, lady, I asked for help. Not to be strangled. Oh my. He's right next to me. We've been spotted by security! What was I going to say? You must be pleased to meet me? I'm not really a stalker? Those weren't it. I can't breathe. Here it is. The moment I've been waiting for!
KevieBear's mind goes blank and he's unable to speak or remember what he was going to say.
KevieBear's Journey To The Moon
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