May 12, 2007 -
Kevin Spacey is a mere step away from his biggest fan, KevieBear. Unfortunately KevieBear is having a mental lapse due to the excitement of the moment and his words don't come out as planned.
KevieBear: Urg blurgle blup.
Kevin Spacey: Does anyone else hear a strangling sound?
KevieBear: I... I... I....
Kevin Spacey: Hello everyone. Thank you for coming.
KevieBear: Um... uh...you... moon...
Kevin Spacey: Hello little bear. You look familiar. Have we made a movie together?
KevieBear feeling faint, struggles to say something, anything, before Kevin Spacey steps away. Kevin Spacey, used to dizzy fans who can't catch their breath, quickly compresses KevieBear's chest which causes KevieBear to start breathing again.
The crowd erupts in cheers. Kevin and KevieBear take a bow in front of the photographers. KevieBear struggles to speak.
KevieBear finally manages to yell something out loud.
KevieBear: BACK FAT!!! Back fat? Oh man. Where did that come from? I'm so embarrassed. I think I'm going to pass out again. Kevin! Wait! Come back! I've remembered what I was going to ask you! Can I have your autograph?? Come back!
Too late. Kevin Spacey has already turned away to greet the other fans at the stage door.
Driving Mr. Spacey!: The positively untrue life and times of Kevin Spacey, with a few real facts thrown in for fun. All collages and photo enhancements were done by me using Microsoft® Picture It!® 99
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