Dr. Spacey seems to have been abducted by aliens!

Makes sense to me. Look at the evidence.

Scientific proof that Kevin was part of a vast Hollywood-based alien conspiracy:

Kevin was in American Beauty which defies all logic in my opinion.

Helen Hunt, Kevin's Pay It Forward co-star, was quoted as saying that when she first met Kevin she realized they were both from the same planet. Interesting choice of words. Why not just say they were very much alike?

Glenn Close, celebrated actress, as quoted in the Calgary Sun:

"I would never date a businessman. Put that in print. They're civilians. I'm of the alien nation of actors. I am proud to be an alien, and I'm only really comfortable with fellow aliens." 

Penelope Cruz, actress had *this* to say about Johnny Depp:

"Johnny is so special that he is like a Martian. In fact, that's what I call him, Martian."

Scary, isn't it?

And finally, this picture taken at the Academy Awards. Kevin's date, the lovely D***** D****, his longtime girlfriend of 9-11 years who wishes to remain anonymous, disappears a few weeks after the picture was taken, only to return 6 months later looking exactly like Oscar winning actress HELEN HUNT!!

Obviously the victim of human cloning experiments. If that's not a fiendish alien conspiracy, I don't know what is. If you squint you can see the spaceship hovering in the clear sky above the interview podium where Kevin is innocently answering ABC reporter Meredith Vierra's question about his butt being the reason he's nominated for the Oscar. Totally clueless. The only one who notices anything amiss, is Samuel L. Jackson, himself suspected of being from another planet after picking out a velvet tux.

This just in!

This is getting creepy! In this morning's edition of the Washington Post (Sunday Arts, August 5, 2001), in an article about Christopher Walken, these words are used:

There's a halting rhythm to his speech that has inspired countless impersonators, including, famously, Kevin Spacey and comedian Jay Mohr. Walken paces his words like this: It's as, if, he's . . . following. The punctuation rules, of another . . . galaxy.  

Chris also compares himself to Bugs Bunny just as Kevin did in an interview a few years ago! How weird is that? Bugs Bunny??

This just in .. NEWS FLASH!

October 15, 2001. Straight from the horse's mouth to a writer with Entertainment Weekly magazine!:

"I've always had a very strange bond with Anne Heche and I never knew why," notes Spacey. "Now it all makes sense. We're both from K-PAX!" 

 

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When I'm able to continue working on this section, there will be fan reviews, press links and other things. For now I have to work on getting Dr. Spacey off that spaceship and return him to his fans who adore him.

Hey! I found some more pictures in the rubble!

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